This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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