SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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