I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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