Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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