The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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