? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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