My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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