need another drink. this is the easiest way
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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