One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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