You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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