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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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