I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
