is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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