The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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