i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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