it glows. i had to have it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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