They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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