Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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