was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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