The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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