You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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