just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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