Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
