why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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