Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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