If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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