Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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