i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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