that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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