i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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