he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Randomize
