btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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