you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
did i just pee glitter
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
There are leaves in my underwear?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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