i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
