found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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