Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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