Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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