I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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