Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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