No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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