think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
there is puke in my bra ... again
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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