dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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