Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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