I'm lost and stupid without you.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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