Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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