There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
