So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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