Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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