Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
