If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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