i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There are leaves in my underwear?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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