I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You may now shotgun with the bride
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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