Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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