shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am naked and annoyed.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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