i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Boobs speak an international language.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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